found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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