I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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