Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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