I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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