are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
How does it feel to date your dad?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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