too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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