Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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