So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i love accidental penises.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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