Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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