I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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