their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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