Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
