Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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