...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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