I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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