At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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