Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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