Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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