Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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