So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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