He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
