This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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