ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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