i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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