i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
It's Friday. Sex?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
