I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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