What a fucking waste of an outfit
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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