I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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