Im at strip club and am horny
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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