He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Just high enough for therapy.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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