no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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