I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
pop tarts are not kleenex
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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