Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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