mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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