Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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