Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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