Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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