how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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