eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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