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(713): View more from Texas

we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.

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(818): View more from California

I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight

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(216): View more from Ohio

He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.

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(714): View more from California

I think I am morally bankrupt

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(419): View more from Ohio

I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??

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(206): View more from Washington

I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill

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(317): View more from Indiana

I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody

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(208): View more from Idaho

She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state

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