Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm always down for nudity.
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