Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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