VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
