: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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