New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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