Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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