i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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