So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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