No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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