Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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