There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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