We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I am mentally ready for anal.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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